If you bring your dog onto the beach, the lifeguards threaten to call the police and/or chase you off. Meanwhile, the Park District has hired people to bring their dogs onto the beach to chase the seagulls off (under the theory that seagull poop causes e coli levels to rise).
My dog will chase seagulls for free, if they let him.
Yes, Julie, they are unleashed border collies. I looked up the company online. They do mostly ducks and geese on golf courses. Meanwhile, I taught my dog to do this years ago. Not much work, between him just naturally loving to chase birds, and already knowing a command "Go check it out!"
Just to make the message as muddled as possible, they should attach a poop-bag dispenser on the bike rack. And install a basketball hoop. And a pistol range.
The NHNA was formed in February 2003 to provide the North of Howard neighborhood,(historically known as Germania) with a forum, giving all North of Howard residents full representation and a voice in all issues affecting our past, present and future community direction, development and quality of life. "CONSULTATION NOT NOTIFICATION"
Note What the 5th Line States: " DOGS, BICYCLES, BOTTLES OR GLASS NOT PERMITTED IN PLAYLOT"
So guess what the Chicago Park District installed, 
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If you bring your dog onto the beach, the lifeguards threaten to call the police and/or chase you off. Meanwhile, the Park District has hired people to bring their dogs onto the beach to chase the seagulls off (under the theory that seagull poop causes e coli levels to rise).
My dog will chase seagulls for free, if they let him.
Yes, Julie, they are unleashed border collies. I looked up the company online. They do mostly ducks and geese on golf courses. Meanwhile, I taught my dog to do this years ago. Not much work, between him just naturally loving to chase birds, and already knowing a command "Go check it out!"
Just to make the message as muddled as possible, they should attach a poop-bag dispenser on the bike rack. And install a basketball hoop. And a pistol range.
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